Part 5 (The Finale)



Posted by Pringles Can Josiah Pringles on 23-09-2021 @ 03:22:57 UTC

Background: About a week prior to this call, Fatrick had sent Josiah several obviously fake voicemail messages left on his phone by "Canyon Boykin". The original plan was to ghost him for a week, then call him and confront him about all of the fake evidence he had submitted to us and the court. However, Patrick seemed to become paranoid during the ghosting period, and called Josiah out of the blue one morning to say that he would not do anymore interviews without further verification from Huffington Post higher-ups. In addition, Anna from Vice News had also contacted the Mole saying that she heard we were coordinating with a Huffington Post journalist, and asked for details herself. Knowing the jig was up, Josiah gave Patrick one last call, which was recorded here.

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Pringles Can Josiah

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25-09-2021 @ 02:55:22 UTC

Linkin Pork


25:19


Child child child

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BrintonResto

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24-09-2021 @ 15:10:49 UTC

#77

My client is not very smart

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Patrick Tomlinson

(ID: KZYbYYMG)

24-09-2021 @ 15:14:03 UTC

#78

Shh, child. This is why you are losing. Quietly now, quietly.

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Nate Higgers

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24-09-2021 @ 15:17:08 UTC

#79

Why is he saying 'child' so much

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Anonymous

(ID: !EiDSWMU)

24-09-2021 @ 15:21:34 UTC

#80

##79 He's fat you see

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Anonymous

(ID: 5qH8uOlo)

24-09-2021 @ 16:04:40 UTC

#81

big fat child, rick tomlinson

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Anonymous

(ID: 5qH8uOlo)

24-09-2021 @ 16:08:12 UTC

#82

"you're talking to much child, and you have nothing to say!"

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Anonymous

(ID: X_N%CLAV)

24-09-2021 @ 16:08:52 UTC

#83

What a faggot

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Anonymous

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24-09-2021 @ 18:01:34 UTC

#84

He's trying so hard to not sound mad lmao

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Mama Raven

(ID: sF%^3*d!)

24-09-2021 @ 20:19:09 UTC

#86

I'd like to apologize to the species for pushing such a deranged little faggot out of my cunt.

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Paul Weimer - SFWA Member

(ID: *O!&iuY!)

24-09-2021 @ 21:36:39 UTC

#87

SETH SIMMONS PARENTS BASEMENT DOUBLE'S AS HIS WRITING OFFICE.

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faggot

(ID: Wt!544d&)

25-09-2021 @ 01:32:07 UTC

#88

This whole thing was true art. Amazin.

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Mr Pot.

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25-09-2021 @ 09:46:14 UTC

#90

"we've already worked that out" 'you've worked out you've got bitchtits & are a faggot?!" hahah he needs to goto 'child' and 'shut your mouth" (elaborated). notice that when his teachers were mentioned he really flares-up, maybe there's a well of laughter to be drawn from.

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Rick's Abandoned Daughter

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25-09-2021 @ 10:49:06 UTC

#91

Around about 17:03 his voice starts to quiver like he's about to burst into tears. lol get fucked Rick.

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Latarian Milton

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25-09-2021 @ 23:49:40 UTC

#93

>Fatrick had sent Josiah several obviously fake voicemail messages left on his phone by "Canyon Boykin". Are these voice messages going to be released

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Pringles Can Josiah

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26-09-2021 @ 02:17:16 UTC

#94

##93 yep

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Anonymous

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08-12-2021 @ 05:24:46 UTC

#99

Pants-pissingly hilarious. I love how, when he starts with the "child" shit, his voice morphs into this Monty Python version of a Marvel villain. Cryin' over here!

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Pokemon Font

(ID: FTNgee^o)

27-01-2022 @ 15:14:56 UTC

#100

He sounds like a sick pervert. "Oh no, baby child. Baby girl. Baby, infant, child. Shut your little fucking mouth." Fuck this pig. He deserves to be laughed at and possibly put on a list. Keeps talking about children, little mouths, etc. Makes me sick.

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Anonymous

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03-02-2022 @ 01:53:01 UTC

#101

##100 While it's ... uncanny to me to hear a boomer use it in this context, saying "Sweetie" "Child"/"Chile" or even "Baby girl" is common sassy lingo. People (millennials with too much free time) argue about if it is AAVE, or if gay people should use it too, but basically as far as Patrick goes.... it's often used by very lispy queers when having a catfight over which Lady Gaga album was the worst. Ex. Josiah: Lady Gaga should change the name "Art Pop" to "Art Flop". Patrick: NO CHILD you dun goofed, and I will see you in court baby girl! *wags finger sassily* (heart-eyes emoji) Patrick could have some documented pedo moments? But this isn't it. This is a very lulzy interview - in a sad wtf kind of way that honestly gives me second hand embarrassment that I have ever shared some vocabulary with this man. A+ on the choice of Huffington Post btw

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FatPrick S

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12-06-2022 @ 09:07:07 UTC

#104

What’s this? Nom nom nom, you have peanut butter in your mouth, child. At least some of us have dignity to keep, now if you’ll excuse me my wife’s bull wishes to be prepped with my mouth. toodles!

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